Today, Kerry is detailing a key part of his overall jobs agenda - a proposal to undertake the most sweeping international corporate tax reform in over four decades. Kerry will eliminate all of the tax breaks that encourage companies to move jobs overseas and use the savings to encourage companies to create jobs in America. Kerry will help jumpstart job creation with a New Jobs Tax Credit paid for by a one-year tax holiday to encourage companies to reinvest their foreign earnings in America. International tax reform is part of Kerry's overall plan to regain America's competitive edge, together with policies to lower the cost of health premiums for companies, modernize our information infrastructure, make energy more affordable, increase investments in education, and regain confidence in our fiscal future.
It's true, John Kerry will be the best president EVER!
It's true, John Kerry will be the best president EVER!
Myth: Republicans value sexual morality
Fact: By comparing the contents of computers, anyone can see that most republicans are obsessed with pedophillia, rape, torture, and an endless variety of illegal, unconcentual and frightening sexuality. Liberals on the other hand, have legal, mainstream porn.
You don’t need to take my word on it - INVESTIGATE FOR YOURSELF!
1. Go to http://www.k-lite.tk and download “Kazaa Lite”. There are other file-sharing programs like this, but I’ve never used them so I can’t give instructions for them.
2. This is very important: don’t download anything, because odds are, it’s probably stolen. If you do decide to download something, get as many anti-virus programs as you can. Your computer is about to engage in some wild orgies so put as many rubbers on him that he gets it on like the Michilin Tire Man. There are free demos you can get, which are 100% legal. For example, I did a search for “Avg anti-virus” and got a good demo.
3. Start by searching for something conservative. I searched for “Rush Limbaugh” and “Gods and Generals”.
4. Now that you’ve found something conservative, right-click on the file and select “Search for more from same…” and drag to “User”. Now you can see what files that user has on his computer. This is not hacking, this is a 100% legal way to spy on people, and, dare I saw, even read their minds.
5. You might want to confirm that you’re dealing with a republican. Some clues are lots of country music, “Southern Rock” (normal rock isn’t white enough for them), professional wrestling, tractor pull clips, etc, they’ve all got them. There’s another type of file they all have, which I’m getting too.
6. Notice the column headers. Click “Size” and you can set either the biggest or smallest files at the top of the list. Video files are the biggest, other than software. Also, click “category” and the list will segregate, scroll up and down until you find “erotica”.
7. Just by reading the titles and descriptions you can get an idea of what they like. By holding your pointer over a file, a description will pop up after a while. If the description is unclear or uses words that you don’t understand, DON’T download them. Some code-words, by the way “nudist” usually means they went to a nude beach and pointed a hidden camera at kids, “golden shower” has nothing to do with trickle down economics (no wait - it has EVERYTHING to do with Bush economics, never mind), “child love” has nothing whatsoever to do with love, “up skirt” ain’t Monroe dancing in an updraft, it’s usually non-consensual. “Bitch” is, of course, the same thing Rush Limbaugh called a 13 year-old Chelsea Clinton.
8. Once your keyboard is obscured due to buildup of vomit, it’s time to do the scientific thing and see what liberals have on their computers. (Get a cup of coffee now, this part is boring). You’ll notice liberals have a fetish for consensual, of age porn, if they need porn at all, and out of the corner of my eye I may or may not have witnessed soft-core.
9. Repeat this experiment until satisfied. Note: users with only a few files, or only audio files (who think they’re using napster) don’t count towards the final score, of course.
10. In order to protect your children, you can find what republicans live near you with: http://www.fundrace.org/neighbors.php
You will want to keep an especially close eye those who have donated 2000$ to the Bush campaign.
Experiment #1:
I was chatting on IRC while I did this experiment for the first time. Here is the log, with chatter on other topics removed:
<18:33> So I find “God and Generals” on Kazaa, I click "Find more from same user" and there'
<18:33> "Woman hanging upsidedown horsewhipped"
<18:33> Confederates and their horsewhips!
<18:34> haha, Gods and Generals? You have insomnia?
<18:34> "Raped-bound-whipped" is another of his favorite movies
<18:35> "Spanked and tits twisted" yep, bet he's a member of CWA too
<18:37> "Suspended by ropes with a plug in her ****"
<18:37> Tit twisting. Is that anything like cock punching?
<18:37> very similar
<18:37> He's also a Sailor Moon fan
<18:37> what is Sailor Moon?
<18:38> big eyed anime teen girls
<18:38> Little asian girls in school uniforms
<18:38> in sailor uniforms
<18:38> HAHAHAHA
<18:38> with super powers
<18:38> who triumph over evil
<18:38> Not yet tied up and tit-twisted, that is
<18:38> * quirkie looks around fior a bigger bucket
<18:38> The Powerpuff Girls all grown up?
<18:38> Popular among Republicans, so it seems
<18:39> Ew, I don't wanna see the powerpuffs tittwisted
<18:39> I break the fingers that try THAT
<18:39> "I pissed in this ho's face" is the name of another of this charming republicans favorite films
<18:40> quite a cinephile, this guy seems to be.
<18:40> no doubt, Heck
<18:41> he's into prostate torture as well
<18:41> Closet gay, like so many republicans
<18:42> And the MANDITORY country music, of course
<18:44> So just think, this guy spends half his free time ranting about clinton getting a blowjob, and the other half of his time watching prostrate torture and nipple twisting....
<18:44> Prostate tortuer. I don't even want to know....
<18:44> calls it "oppo research"
<18:46> He's got a lot of golden shower movies, I guess that explains why they don't want to fund sewers and such
<18:47> ah, knew there was a golden shower in there somewhere
<18:47> Oh yes, and like any PETA-hater, of course there's beastiality
<18:48> This guy sounds like a winner...
<18:48> I'm going to check out some other republicans now
<18:48> nasty
<18:49> What should I search for? "Bush Hero" or something?
<18:49> Rambo?
<18:49> They love anything with Mel Gibson in it. That Braveheart movie. They LOVE that.
<18:49> The patriot
<18:49> the patriot is the best way
<18:49> oh, and The Patriot
<18:49> Red storm rising
<18:50> Ok, I'll try "Clinton Pervert" and then see how many of it's viewers are also into rape and beastiality porn
<18:51> Ok, I've found "ebonic graduation" by Rush Limbaughm let's see what porn this Dittohead likes
<18:52> hehe
<18:52> Sounds racist, Rush did Blackface?
<18:52> i bet it is Scalia or Thomas's computer
<18:53> Hey, there's Wrasslin' we've got a real repug here
<18:56> Here we are, "katie sucking on dildo covered with ****...."Yep, he'd need a dildo, being a repug
<18:56> Can't get it up without bombing someone
<18:57> "Nice looking 17 year old"
<18:57> Yep, Rush limbaugh loving pedophile, should I go on to the next republican or delve deeper into this one?
<18:59> "Ex girlfriend takes it up the-" yep, ex girlfriends is the only kind repugs have
<18:59> lol
<18:59> "My sister...." Yep, confirmed republican....
<18:59> hahaha!
<18:59> “16 year old”
<19:00> The longer I look, the younger this dittohead's family values get
<19:00> "Katie 14"
<19:00> yep
<19:00> Ok, on to republican number 3
<19:00> (Bartcop should do this on his radio!)
<19:01> Let's suggest BC try this live, it's more fun than reading the newspaper
<19:02> Again, the asians, filipina beach watching in this case, wonder if filming children at nude beaches is legal
<19:02> "Titten-8"
<19:02> What language is that?
<19:02> Does it mean what I think it means?
<19:03> I'm feeling sick, onto the next Dittohead
<19:03> lol
<19:03> craaaazy
<19:03> Now I'm downloading Rush Limbaughs "Fag update" can't wait to see what that is
<19:04> Okay, Dittohead #3's list is now downloading
<19:04> how are you doing this?
<19:04> Kazaa
<19:04> ah
<19:04> you know...
<19:04> good clean fun
<19:04> This WOULD be a great Bart bit
<19:04> the virus transmission program
<19:05> Right
<19:05> Download SEVERAL antivirus programs before you use Kazaa
<19:06> Damn, another bondage freak!
<19:06> I'm not F***ing kidding, 3 republicans, 3 rape and child porn loving perverts!
<19:06> It's like reading minds@
<19:07> Heck - and this suprizes you?
<19:07> Snicker...child porn IS GOP family values.
<19:07> Ew, Tonya Harding Porn - sick!
<19:07> haha
<19:08> Tonya Harding porn...eeeeek
<19:08> "Asian schoolgirl raped in classroom.mpg"
<19:08> Right alongs side Rush Limbaughs "Clintons America.mp3"
<19:08> Boy, the Republicans seem to have a certain set of preferences all right.
<19:09> "Tied up bukkakke"
<19:09> yeah, better warn him about the virus software first...
<19:09> "Violent rape (looks real)"
<19:10> "Gina 14 suck.mpg"
<19:13> 14 year old girls sucking on dildos is EROTICA?
<19:14> "childlover.mpg" hopw can you love and rape them at the same time?
<19:15> For equal time, I'm going to check out what porn liberals like
<19:15> I've got one of the "Rush sings I'm a nazi" but there actually isn't any "erotica" at all.
I guess he has a wife who actually loves him or something.
<19:16> how do you identify liberals, Heckraiser?
<19:16> heckraiser, probably orgies with women over 21...
<19:16> rush is on wife #3
<19:16> liberals have the hots for partners who consent
<19:17> The dirtiest thing this liberal has is south park clips - not even episodes, clips
<19:17> I don't think he has anything illegal
<19:18> Very eclectic taste in music, like me
<19:18> Everything from the Supremes to No Doubt to Ozzy and Classical
<19:19> Alright, spying on liberals is boring
<19:19> haha
<19:19> On to repug number 4 or is it 5 now?
<19:20> 4, I think.
<19:20> Ok, family values bondage and child porn freak #4...
<19:21> heckraiser what are you doing?
<19:21> I'm reading repubican minds
<19:21> I go onto Kaaza, a file sharing program
<19:21> And find out what files republicans have downloaded
<19:21> how do you do that?
<19:21> So I search for "Rush Limbaugh" then I check what else that user has
<19:21> cool idea
<19:22> For the last 3 rush limbaugh fans it's been torture and child porn clips
<19:22> there isn't a way to connect directly to a specific person's kazaa share is there?
<19:22> that would make a good magazine article
<19:22> I'll make a faq with full instructions on how to have fun with file sharing
<19:22> It's easy just click "more from this user"
<19:23> Then click "category"
<19:23> Most of it is country music
<19:23> Heck, you gotta send this to Bart. It would make a great bit.
<19:25> "tiny love - teenage anal clinic"
<19:26> This guy has a huge section of "Southern rock" whatever that is
<19:26> lol
<19:26> Lynrd Skynrd and Molly Hatchet, Heck.
<19:26> Oh, so NOW he can tolerate lesbianism
<19:27> if he gets to watch..?
<19:27> When it's "high school"
<[19:28> "girlscouts fisting"
<19:28> oh geezuz
<19:28> And they don't want gays in boyscouts...
<19:28> oh ICK
<19:28> haha, lesbians in the Girl Scouts is OK, I guess.
<19:28> Okay, he's a bit of a newbie, not much here (that first guy must have had 2 gigs, I swear)
<19:28> "dont ask, dont tell"
<19:28> On to pervet #5
<19:29> I've never quite got the lesbianism kink
<19:29> Oh, but more equal time, I'll check out another liberal
<19:29> I'm waiting for "Home moovy of me and little Etta-Sue gittin it on"
<19:30> lol ThaneOfFascistan
<19:30> I'll see what porn Rage against the machine fans like
<19:31> Hm, he's got snoop dog porn but he's also into snoop dog music, so does it count?
<19:32> Woah, Kyle did a ligerie ad? Sorry, I'm going to be distracted for a bit
<19:32> on a mechanical bull
<19:32> Snoop is making porn movies, right?
<19:32> She'd hardly underage, is she?
<19:32> yeah I think so, he has multiple enterprises
<19:32> Klylie Minogue?
<19:32> Kylie
<19:33> Damn, that's the closest I can get
<19:33> Oh, here we are
<19:33> * nuveeeeena salutes Heckraiser as a comic genius
<19:34> Lot's of interracial, well we're against segregation, aren't we?
<19:34> Heckraiser, you should do this on BC Radio, and listeners can click along with you. Interactive radio.
<19:34> They like Asians, but not blacks
<19:34> ill second that nuveeeeena!
<19:34> Only this Rage fan likes blacks
<19:35> they like asian women but they seem to also like watching movies with black men.
<19:35> He's also got guides to make women orgasm
<19:35> dont' ask me to explain it
<19:35> coooool
<19:35> Obviously republicans don't care about that
<19:36> Oh, speaking of liberals and orgasms, check out http://www.welcomed.com to see a liberal who gives his 4 girlfriends 30 minute orgasms - and makes a living teaching other people how to do the same.
<19:37> 30 minute?
<19:37> Show that to any repig who says they're "real men"
<19:38> Ok vote, should I spy on more liberals or more republicans?
<19:39> more republicans!
<19:39> Okay, more Rush Limbagh
<19:40> hey man I need a better job, if I could give 30 minute orgasms, I might be able to make a business venture out of that
<19:40> "american pie - bill clinton" by Rush Limbaugh. People who likes this also liked....
<19:41> By the way, another trick is to hit the "size" column
<19:41> "fat mexican bitch a$$ fucked by her cousin"
<19:42> I know I've heard sermons about that before
<19:42> wow, racism and incest in one tidy package.
<19:42> Fat and cousins, that's republican all right
<19:42> "Sex - good secretary"
<19:42> No wonder they want to change May day to Loyalty day
<19:42> Loyal secretary day, to be more precise
<19:43> Loyalty Day? Are you serious?
<19:43> I never know when people are joking about such things anymore.
<19:43> naw, jake
<19:43> I'm not
<19:43> So here's the score:
<19:43> Christ.
<19:43> They're serious, von
<19:43> They should just issue armbands and get it over with
<19:43> Liberals: 50% no porn, 50% consentual porn and sex eduation
<19:43> Do you have your papers citizen?
<19:43> Conservatives: 100% unconsentual and often illegal porn
<19:44> This one is into office sex
<19:44> conservatives like pee sex and are always talkin about beastiality
<19:44> Must be unemployed
<19:44> wass wrong with office sex ?
<19:44> unemployed. haha.
<19:45> Oh, and 100% country music, I should add
<19:45> haha, office sex. Somewhere he's never been before.
<19:45> Exotic locales
<19:45> Really, I want to prove that liberals are better, so I'm going to spy on another liberal
<19:45> One of the women I work with had a quickie with a security guard in the bingo hall after hours.
Unfortunately she forgot that all areas of a casino are under surveillance 24 hours and she got caught.
<19:46> Office AND sex are exotic to the average repug
<19:46> hell that incident might be in someone's kazaa share by now
<19:46> VonRex, Heckraiser will probably find that video
<19:46> Lol
<19:46> I used to have encounters at my old job all the time. Selling real estate for a developer was fun.
<19:46> jinx
<19:47> How many freepers have been in a real office before, Az. Apart from the finance office down to the used
car lot, that is.
<19:47> Only with the liberal, repigs don't like concent
<19:48> encounter at my present job are boring..since the copanies policy is "do whateveryou want as long as the job gets
done"
<19:48> Ok, I'm being biased here, I've been picking on Rush limbaugh (mainstream GOP) but for liberals I've been using the less mainstream RATM as a test
<19:48> In Japan, I think, they have a show about people getting caught on security cameras. Not JUST sex, but mostly.
<19:48> RATM fans can be expected to be the weirder of liberals, I'm assuming
<19:49> Egads!
<19:49> This guy's idea of porn is women DRESSING!!
<19:49> Not undressing, dressing!
<19:49> hmm, focus on upper left hand portion of the clitoris, I'll remember that
<19:49> Must be a reaction to Britney spears, I guess
<19:49> there are weird definitions of porn outthere
<19:49> Lol, VonRex, you're going to be a god
<19:49> hahah what is sexy about a hour of staring into the closet
<19:49> I mean, you'd think a RATM fan would like weird stuff
<19:49> selecting and discarding items
<19:50> maybe search on michael moore
<19:50> "Naked twister" does that even count?
<19:51> Interracial again
<19:51> RATM is itself an interracial group
<19:51> Unlike country music
<19:51> check this out:
<19:51> We believe that orgasm is the natural state of human beings. We were, after all, conceived in orgasm and it is our
birthright. We have to go through tremendous lengths in order to non-confront this natural state of being. Because we have found that
this is true, orgasm can begin with the first stroke; full blown orgasm, complete with contractions, flushing, abdominal ridging and
all the other signs, is possible right from the start. Our Ob
<19:51> LOL those crazy Frisco liberuls
<19:51> Them and their orgasms
<19:51> God said we're only allowed to do it to breed
<19:53> "22 year old" - damn, what's with liberals and their LEGAL porn? Time to spy on more republicans
<19:54> "1 guy 6 cheerleaders" unlike the repug gang-rape videos which are the opposite
<19:54> man, those liberals are healthy bastards
<19:54> Okay, search for more Rush Limbaugh fans or any other ideas?
<19:54> 1 guy 6 cheerleaders? What is someone sticking a vid camera into my bedroom?? Again????
<19:55> San Fran is great
<19:55> But expensive
<19:55> expensive is relative and subjective
<19:55> hey theo
<19:55> Very expensive
<19:55> you gotta keep the window closed, Clay
<19:55> lol
<19:56> Or search for Tom Clancy fans?
Fact: By comparing the contents of computers, anyone can see that most republicans are obsessed with pedophillia, rape, torture, and an endless variety of illegal, unconcentual and frightening sexuality. Liberals on the other hand, have legal, mainstream porn.
You don’t need to take my word on it - INVESTIGATE FOR YOURSELF!
1. Go to http://www.k-lite.tk and download “Kazaa Lite”. There are other file-sharing programs like this, but I’ve never used them so I can’t give instructions for them.
2. This is very important: don’t download anything, because odds are, it’s probably stolen. If you do decide to download something, get as many anti-virus programs as you can. Your computer is about to engage in some wild orgies so put as many rubbers on him that he gets it on like the Michilin Tire Man. There are free demos you can get, which are 100% legal. For example, I did a search for “Avg anti-virus” and got a good demo.
3. Start by searching for something conservative. I searched for “Rush Limbaugh” and “Gods and Generals”.
4. Now that you’ve found something conservative, right-click on the file and select “Search for more from same…” and drag to “User”. Now you can see what files that user has on his computer. This is not hacking, this is a 100% legal way to spy on people, and, dare I saw, even read their minds.
5. You might want to confirm that you’re dealing with a republican. Some clues are lots of country music, “Southern Rock” (normal rock isn’t white enough for them), professional wrestling, tractor pull clips, etc, they’ve all got them. There’s another type of file they all have, which I’m getting too.
6. Notice the column headers. Click “Size” and you can set either the biggest or smallest files at the top of the list. Video files are the biggest, other than software. Also, click “category” and the list will segregate, scroll up and down until you find “erotica”.
7. Just by reading the titles and descriptions you can get an idea of what they like. By holding your pointer over a file, a description will pop up after a while. If the description is unclear or uses words that you don’t understand, DON’T download them. Some code-words, by the way “nudist” usually means they went to a nude beach and pointed a hidden camera at kids, “golden shower” has nothing to do with trickle down economics (no wait - it has EVERYTHING to do with Bush economics, never mind), “child love” has nothing whatsoever to do with love, “up skirt” ain’t Monroe dancing in an updraft, it’s usually non-consensual. “Bitch” is, of course, the same thing Rush Limbaugh called a 13 year-old Chelsea Clinton.
8. Once your keyboard is obscured due to buildup of vomit, it’s time to do the scientific thing and see what liberals have on their computers. (Get a cup of coffee now, this part is boring). You’ll notice liberals have a fetish for consensual, of age porn, if they need porn at all, and out of the corner of my eye I may or may not have witnessed soft-core.
9. Repeat this experiment until satisfied. Note: users with only a few files, or only audio files (who think they’re using napster) don’t count towards the final score, of course.
10. In order to protect your children, you can find what republicans live near you with: http://www.fundrace.org/neighbors.php
You will want to keep an especially close eye those who have donated 2000$ to the Bush campaign.
Experiment #1:
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birthright. We have to go through tremendous lengths in order to non-confront this natural state of being. Because we have found that
this is true, orgasm can begin with the first stroke; full blown orgasm, complete with contractions, flushing, abdominal ridging and
all the other signs, is possible right from the start. Our Ob
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